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chumwater
chumwater believes that drinking… more
quayzar
While quayzar does have a fire-shooting tentacle penis… more
   
Contributors  
Ken Goldstein
Ken Goldstein can see Jersey City's majestic Pulaski Skyway from his room, where he … more
armacy
I'm a belly dancer I'll shake forever and I'll never care… more
Ethel
There's no doubt that Ethel is a bitch… more
mr. cArBon
Born two months premature, an infant Carbon enjoyed two things for the last time… more
   
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Legion
Legion is, as we like to say, full of "The Hate." His disdain for your miserable existence manifests itself as… more
dj patty hearst
dj patty hearst (a.k.a. banyøn, a.k.a. shaved, a.k.a. tanya)… more
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