The Clinic
Welcome to The Clinic. Thanks to a grant from the Black Hearts Foundation for the Romantically-Inadequate, our doors are now always open to the love-mangled.
Therapy with Ethel Cheaper than any shrink, Ethel the Black Hearts Party Columnist offers free advice to the lovelorn, lonely, or just confused.
Self-Examination The Black Hearts Party Laboratory for Sexual Exploration devised this series of tests to plumb the depths of your sexuality.
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