Introducing Professor Alistair Phineas McWonderbot’s Time Machine
Experiencing love and romance in the real world is like being an acrobat in a big circus! One moment you’re soaring through the air, high above the gasping crowd, and the next you’re falling so fast your stomach is in your mouth and the wind’s rushing through your hair with the force and speed of an asteroid striking a major city. But that’s why acrobats have safety nets, otherwise they’d all be brownish-red stains on the filthy dung-covered circus floor.

Of course in the real world there are no safety nets, but here at Black Hearts Party Kids we have Professor McWonderbot’s amazing Time Machine. If you make a decision you regret, simply click on the time machine to go back to the last decision you made, and you’ll get another chance to do it right. So have fun… and happy ADVENTURING!!